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TREASURE ISLAND ~ THE ADAPTATION FOR RAN

30 July 2005

I might?ve mentioned the month of august foreshadowing to be very busy for me, coming out of Germany and heading straight into holidays, assignments and other stuff, so I?m trying to work ahead some episodes and rants. You?ll forgive me that they won?t be very nouveaux or contemporary when they?re out.

This episode: TREASURE ISLAND!

Long John Silver: ,,Me hearties, I?ve got me deadlights set on this ?ere treasure on skeleton island. I?m to deceive that peabrained squire and convince him I?m just a cook nicknamed Barbecue, so that he?ll take me on his schooner and to the isle. Then we?ll throw ourselves a mutiny, and you can lay to that!?
Buccaneers: ,,YARR!?
Captain Flint (being Silver?s parrot): ,,Pieces o? eight! Pieces o? eight!?
Long John Silver: ,,Avast now, dainty lads, here be Dr. Livesey!?
Dr. Livesey: ,,Good day, crew, G?day, master Silver.?
Long John Silver: ,,Top o? the morning to ya, Dr. Livesey. The boys and I were just discussin? the weather. We weren?t preparin? no mutiny or anythin?.?

Jim Hawkins: ,,Dear diary. I?m a vexed little boy with a big heart and a mind for adventure. I?m doing all these stupid courageous things that propel the story forward. I stole away with a little boat and cut the anchor of the pirate?s ship, which was actually our own ship Hispaniola which they had shipjacked. When that was done however, I fell into the hands of-?

The rest of these pages are unfortunately torn up, and we may never know what happened to brave, foolish Jim Hawkins. That is why you should read the book. Because it?s got pirates, and is awesome.

Roderick.